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Advice for office managers: If you keep the sexual harassment complaint forms in the bottom drawer, then you'll get a great view of the womens' butts when they get one out.
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“Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.”
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The Stock Market Today

In the Stock Market today, Helium was up, feathers were down, paper was stationary.

Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. The Aerospace industry skyrocketed to new heights, and Theme Parks went on a bit of a roller coaster ride. Knives were up sharply.

Cow steered into a bull market. Delta Airlines fell disasterously, and other airline suffered turbulence as a result. Investors lost their shirts on clothing manufacturers. Pencils lost a few points.

Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading. Light switches were off. Mining equipment hit rock bottom.

Diapers remain unchanged. Viagra rose noticably and stayed strong all day. There was an early run on Tampons, but it dried out in late trading.

Shipping lines stayed at an even keel. The market for raisins dried up. Coca Cola fizzled. Peanuts were mixed.

Caterpillar stock inched up a...
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