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I think that hurts. I think that hurts. I think that hurts.




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The plural of anecdote is not data.

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A Quick Joke

Jim and Roger were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped in to the deep end. He sunk to the bottom and stayed there. Roger promptly jumped in to save him. He swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the medical director became aware of Rogers heroic act he immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered him to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Roger the news he said, "Roger, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient,I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Roger replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
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Quote of the Moment

“Feminism is just a way for ugly women to get into the mainstream of America. ”
- Rush Limbaugh
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Classic Email Funny

Your predictable little brain

Have you ever wondered if your mind is normal or different? Well, do this little mind exercise and find out at the end!!

Free will or synaptic wiring? You be the judge. Check out the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. There's no trick or surprise. Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can.

Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them...really. Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something)...

What is:













1+5













2+4













3+3













4+2













5+1













Now repeat say...
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