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Why a Cucumber is Better Than a ManCategory: Battle of the Sexes (Rated 6.67 out of 10 on the funny scale by Funnybox visitors)
A cucumber doesn't make you sleep on the wet spot it has made.
You can enjoy a cucumber all night long.
Cucumbers only get pickled if you want them to.
Cucumber stains wash out.
A cucumber won't get upset if you come home with another cucumber on your breath.
Your cucumber will always wait patiently in the car while you go shopping.
Cucumbers don't demand equality.
A cucumber is always hard.
When your cucumber goes soft, you can toss it.
Cucumbers can't tell time, so they don't know when you're late.
Indigestion goes away in the morning.
Cucumbers don't play around.
Cucumber skins come off without a fight.
It's easy to pick up a cucumber in a grocery store.
You don't have to watch where a cucumber puts its hands.
The older a cucumber, the larger it gets.
You can have more than one cucumber a night and not feel guilty.
You always know when you're the first one to eat a cucumber.
You can keep a cucumber in your apartment without upsetting your mother.