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32 Ways To Get Through a Crowded HallwayCategory: Living Life (Rated 7.90 out of 10 on the funny scale by Funnybox visitors)
1) Kick people.
2) Scream at the top of your lungs, "Get the f*** out of my way!!!!"
3) Claim you have projectile leprosy.
4) Hop like a kangaroo - that will make a scene.
5) Lick people.
6) Trip someone - they will fall like dominoes.
7) Streak.
8) Grab onto high beams (if present) and swing like an acrobat.
9) Bite people.
10) Step on the back of the person in front of you's shoes, after he/she runs away from you, do the same to the next and the next... etc.
11) Two words: Water gun.
12) Flick their ears.
13) Give away free wedgies!
14) Blow on the back of their necks.
15) Random Hugging.
16) Walk with your fist out in front of you, then claim, "Why did you walk into my fist?"
17) Sing the Barney theme song... twice... three times... keep going.
18) Use a wheel chair (guaranteed to work) or crutches.
19) Borrow sleeves in place of the tissues you forgot to bring with you.
20) Threaten innocent people with a plastic butter knife.
21) Claim you're a free spirit that can't be confined by cotton or polyester - go nude!!!
22) Fantasize about Bea Arthur out loud.
23) Run, screaming, "There's a bomb in this hallway!!!"
24) Carry a lighter and flick it constantly looking mesmerized by the flame and laughing like Beavis.
25) Fumble with blueprints, look lost and mumble a lot of directions and the words "air duct".
26) Yawn loudly, they're contagious.
27) Shade a can of spray paint and act like you're itching to do some graffiti.
28) Show off your "sane" stamp that they gave you when you left the asylum.
29) Ask, "Can I be your friend?" to everyone... the weirder you are and the preppier they are the better.
30) Talk about your new friend, Norman Bates.
31) Scream, "Bloody Murder!!!"
32) Write the number 666 on your forehead and claim you are Satan's pawn.