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I Love My JobCategory: Work (Rated 3.25 out of 10 on the funny scale by Funnybox visitors)
I love my job, I love the pay!
I love it more and more each day
I love my boss; he's the best!
I love his boss and all the rest
I love my office and its location
I hate to have to go on vacation
I love my furniture, drab and gray
And the paper that piles up every day!
I love my chair in my padded cell!
There's nothing else I love so well
I love to work among my peers
I love their leers and jeers and sneers
I love my computer and all its software
I hug it often though it doesn't care
I love each program and every file
I try to understand once in a while!
I'm happy to be here, I am I am
I'm the happiest slave of my Uncle Sam
I love this work, I love these chores
I love the meetings with deadly bores
I love my job, I'll say it again
I even love these friendly men
These men who've come to visit today
In lovely white coats to take me away!!!