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A woman goes to confession. "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. Last night my boyfriend made passionate love to me seven times." The priest thinks long and hard and replies, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and drink the juice."

"Will that cleanse me of my sins?" she asks.

"No," he says, "but it'll wipe that smile off your face."
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“Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.”
- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
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Life in Prison - vs - A Full-Time Job

In prison they spend the majority of their time in a 8' x 10'cell.
At work, I spend most of my time in a 6' x 8' cube.

In prison they get three meals a day.
At work I only get a break for one meal and I have to pay for that one.

In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work I get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

At work many people must wear an ID badge at all times.
In prison they provide you with clothing with the ID conveniently sewn onto the clothes.

At work there is a dress standard but I must buy my own clothes.
In prison there is a dress standard, but they supply the clothes.

At work I must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors myself.
In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for me.

In prison they can watch TV and play games.
At work I can get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison they wil...
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