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Remember this when you think you're having a bad day.
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I'm busier than a one-legged cat trying to cover its poop on a frozen pond, so what do you want?
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You Gotta See This...
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An Elephant Painting?
Mind blowing if it's real. Curious if not. Interesting either way.
Bush Sings About His Scandals - Really.
Seriously. This is George W. Bush singing at the recent Gridiron dinner.
Bikers vs. Robbers
You gotta see what happens when a biker club finds out the place is being robbed - real surveillance video.
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A Quick Joke
World War III. The USA have succeeded in building a fantastic computer that is able to solve any strategical or tactical problem. The miliatry leaders are assembled in front of the new machine. They describe the situation to the computer and then ask it, "Shall we attack? Shall we retreat?" The computer computes for an hour and then comes up with the answer, "Yes!" The generals, rather supefied, look at each other. Finally, one of them asks the computer, "Yes, what?" After another 15 minutes the computer replies, "Yes, sir!"See more funny jokes >>
Quote of the Moment
“History, n. An account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.”- Ambrose Bierce - The Cynic's Word Book
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Classic Email Funny
17 things to do in the bathroom stall17 things to do in the bathroom stall
01. Stick yor palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May I borrow a highlighter?"
02. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that".
03. Cheer and clap loudly everytime somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
04. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before".
05. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"
06. Say "Damn, this water is cold".
07. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
08. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
09. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus".
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while telling,"Whoa! Easy boy!!"
11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters".
12. Spread peaunt butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your ne...
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