One Liners
Quotes
"If you think is was an accident, applaud."- Geraldo Rivera, talk show host, to his audience on Natalie Wood's drowning See all 322 of our quotes >>
A.K.A Throwing Up ...
hurlSee 90 other ways to say it >>
A.K.A Pooping ...
Hatching a new bossWe have 145 other ways to say that too >>
Really Bad Names
Woody Liquor79 examples of what not to name your kids >>
Confucius Say...
Confucius say it is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.See 80 pearls of twisted wisdom from Confucius >>
Yo Mama!
Yo Mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.Find out 151 things about Yo Mamma here >>
Pick Up Lines
Be unique and different, say yes.Learn all 146 of our can't miss pick up lines >>
Rejection Lines
(to your friends) Aw, look at the monkey! Look at the monkey!Prepare yourself with 52 rejection lines >>
Funnybox Asks
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?Ponder 191 unponderable questions >>
Fulldeckisms
The sharpest thing he's allowed to play with is a red rubber ball.Compare people you know with 200 comparable fulldeckisms >>
Answering Machine Messages
E'llo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Leave your name and number, and prepare to die.Consider 124 messages for your answering machine >>
Uncatagorifiable One Liners
I've got to go #2 so bad that I feel like the little white cap on top of a great big brown 2 liter bottle of coke that somebody's been shaking for an hour.Memorize all 55 of these other one liners for all occasions >>