One Liners
Quotes
"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."- Dick Cavett See all 322 of our quotes >>
A.K.A Throwing Up ...
abdominable voorheavesSee 90 other ways to say it >>
A.K.A Pooping ...
Giving a dirty birthWe have 145 other ways to say that too >>
Really Bad Names
Mike Hunt79 examples of what not to name your kids >>
Confucius Say...
Confucius say man who shoot off mouth must expect to lose face.See 80 pearls of twisted wisdom from Confucius >>
Yo Mama!
Yo Mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.Find out 151 things about Yo Mamma here >>
Pick Up Lines
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.Learn all 146 of our can't miss pick up lines >>
Rejection Lines
You know what would be cool? Why don't YOU give ME a fake number, instead of me having to give you a fake number to get you to go away. Then, later, when I don't call it, I'll think you were too cool to give me a real one, and everyone walks away a winner.Prepare yourself with 52 rejection lines >>
Funnybox Asks
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?Ponder 191 unponderable questions >>
Fulldeckisms
Still sending messages with his secret decoder ring.Compare people you know with 200 comparable fulldeckisms >>
Answering Machine Messages
Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.Consider 124 messages for your answering machine >>
Uncatagorifiable One Liners
You suck so hard you bend light.Memorize all 55 of these other one liners for all occasions >>
